Ahhh, remember the old days when Facebook was new-ish, Myspace was finally dying off and you were starting to see faces of people you’d gone to high school and college with on the internet? You’d log on and think “Oh cool, I remember him, he was a good dude, let’s be internet friends” or “Sweet, I can friend my whole family and never have to actually see them” or “Man that bitch looks like hell and she was a real crotch in high school, I win.”