Let’s be honest. You have a stupid, crappy desk job. You don’t like it anymore than anyone else likes hearing you bitch and moan about it. So isn’t it time you moved forward with your life? Quit that piece of shit, maybe buy a houseboat and grow a beard. Whatever you do get the fuck out of there. Not that I need to tell you why…but here’s why:
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I’m going against my own beliefs about keeping politics off social media here but since it’s for the good of the country, I’m giving myself a pass.
I am the first to say, I hate politics. Like really fucking hate politics. And I don’t know shit about them. Because they are boring as fuck. My reaction toward a political discussion is not dissimilar to that of one about football or going to museums: my eyes glaze over and my mouth goes dry and I instantly want to eat candy and take a nap.